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Marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.

I wrote your name on the sand,
it got washed away,
I wrote your name in air,
it got blown away,
So i wrote your name in my heart,
I got a HEART ATTACK


LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers

ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....

until you fall in love

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

Teacher : U are a failure! At your age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but at your age Hitler committed suicide

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