Alright, this is for all those ladies who have been complaining
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife werehaving some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake himat 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on apiece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knewshe would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he hadmissed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn'twoken him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said,"It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a countryroad for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to anargument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband askedsarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"
WOMEN'SREVENGE
"Cash, check orcharge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television setin her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shoppingwith me,and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to himlegally."
W O R D S
A husband read an article tohis wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeateverything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day,"I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the sametime.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain…..
God made mebeautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOESWHAT
A man and his wife werehaving an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then wedon't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and youshould do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for mycoffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible thatthe man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched theBible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,that it indeed says ..........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman, but remember, there isalways a rough draft before the masterpiece!!!
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