Girlfriend To Wife Upgrade

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What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0  : )

Dear Tech Support Team:  

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes thattook up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all otherprograms and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. Ican't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the backgroundwhile attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall'doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

 Please help!

 Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

 

 

 

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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinkingthat   it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creatorto   run EVERYTHING!! !

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to  Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files fromthe   system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 isdesigned   not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual underWarnings-Alimony- Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the  environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"to   alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the commandC:\APOLOGIZE   because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZEcommand before the  system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0,Cook 1.5     and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very carefulhow   you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system tolaunch the program NagNag 9.5 .

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 isto purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, installSecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife1.0   and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

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