It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher wasreceiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said,"I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boysaid,
"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her giftoverhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box ofsweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, justa wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held thepackage overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage withher finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated theprocess, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" sheasked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took onemore big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
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