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A good lesson in life

2009-09-23T19:02:00.001-07:00

The grass is always greener.

A life lesson

Sometimes in life you can reach too far!

But when you find yourself over-extended and you're stuck in a situation you can't get out of,
there is one thing you should always remember.......
Not everyone who shows up.......
Is there to help you!!!!

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Are you an adventurous foodie?

2009-09-22T07:50:00.001-07:00

Pig’s Blood Cake from Taiwan

Swine flu has got nothing to do with pigs; it’s official. Pork blood is the prime ingredient of the blood cake and it is mostly eaten with sticky Taiwanese rice. Roadside vendors often serve it on a wooden stick and coat it with fresh peanut powder. It may look like your usual Popsicle but this is not a melt-in-your-mouth sugary delight.

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Tweete

2009-09-20T19:06:00.001-07:00

via twi5.com

* Feature rich alternative web interface
* Light-weight and hence loads faster
* @Reply, RT, fav and @Reply option available

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Hanniversary

2009-09-20T19:05:00.001-07:00

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Management

2009-09-20T19:02:00.001-07:00

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted,
"Excuse me, Sir, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the lady balloonist.

"Yes, I am," replied the man. "But, how did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist. "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea how to make use of your information. The fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more.'

The man below responded, "You must be in management."

"Yes, I am," replied the lady balloonist, "but, how did you know?"

"Simple," said the man, "You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air within. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems."

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Interesting Facts About the Internet and Social Web

2009-09-16T19:32:00.001-07:00

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This is how a mouse works!

2009-09-16T08:15:00.001-07:00

via 2006.1-click.jp

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Can you sell a dead donkey?

2009-09-15T08:33:00.001-07:00

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an
old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the
next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some
bad news, the donkey died last night."

Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey.."

The farmer asked: "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To raffle is to sell a
thing by lottery - draw lot - to a group of people each paying the
same amount for a ticket)

Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened
with that dead donkey?" Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets
at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."

Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."

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Humour in Law!

2009-09-14T09:20:00.001-07:00

____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
_________________________ ___________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_________________ ____________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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An Apt IT joke

2009-09-12T21:02:00.001-07:00

Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company.

During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees".

The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you
idiots ate the developer?"

One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers and no one noticed anything, and now YOU ate one developer and it got noticed. So here after please don't eat a person who is working."

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4 Liquid stages of life

2009-09-12T07:03:00.001-07:00

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The Great Indian Magic!

2009-09-08T06:23:00.001-07:00

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third, from China.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says,
"I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."

"Done!" Replies the official.

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Right Brain Vs Left Brain

2009-09-07T07:19:00.001-07:00

This totally spookes you out. Look at it with a couple of friends around. You'll be surprised to hear conflicting replies about the direction!

'The Brain'

Quite amazing!

THE Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?

If you see this woman turning in clockwise you are using your right brain
If you see it the other way, you are using left brain. Some people do see both ways, but most people see it only one way.

See if you can make her go one way and then the other by shifting the brain's current.

BOTH DIRECTIONS CAN BE SEEN

Experimentation has shown that the two different sides, or hemispheres, of the brain are responsible for different manners of thinking. The following table illustrates the differences between left-brain and right-brain thinking:
a
Left Brain Right Brain

Logical Random
Sequential Intuitive
Rational Holistic
Analytical Synthesizing
Objective Subjective
Looks at Parts Looks at wholes

Most individuals have a distinct preference for one of these styles of thinking. Some, however, are more whole-brained and equally adept at both modes. In general, schools tend to favor left-brain modes of thinking, while downplaying the right-brain ones. Left-brain scholastic subjects focus on logical thinking, analysis, and accuracy. Right-brained subjects, on the other hand, focus on aesthetics, feeling, and creativity…

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How Much User Generated Content is Getting Produced Every Hour?

2009-09-03T18:52:00.001-07:00

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FoxTab - an awesome Firefox plugin that you oughta have!

2009-09-03T06:45:00.001-07:00

via foxtab.com

I've been using Foxtab from a long time and if you are one of those who have a lot of tabs open then this plugin is a must have!

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World’s Coolest Jobs

2009-09-02T19:18:00.001-07:00

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Why are there no Mac viruses? - Apple 2.0

2009-09-02T19:00:00.001-07:00

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Mac lovers are definitely going to Fav this :D

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First Drive: 2010 Audi R8 V10 answers our power prayers

2009-08-31T10:20:00.001-07:00

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25 Awesome Homeless Guy Signs

2009-08-28T08:07:00.001-07:00

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30 most hilarious license plates

2009-08-28T07:35:00.003-07:00

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The 7 Stages Of Being Fat

2009-08-28T07:35:00.001-07:00

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Popeye

2009-08-28T07:29:00.001-07:00

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This is why cartoons should stay the way they are, reality sucks!!

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The mind-Boggling photo manipulations that turn everyday snaps into stunning works of art

2009-08-28T07:27:00.001-07:00

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As luck would have it

2009-08-28T06:57:00.001-07:00

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LEAKED: New iPhone Commercial

2009-08-27T07:43:00.001-07:00

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This is so funny and at the same time makes me feel sad that I don't have an iPhone :(

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Why Craigslist Is Such a Mess

2009-08-25T12:46:00.001-07:00

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It's been quite some time since I read such a long article. But nevertheless, informative!

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The Startup Library (613 page downloadable PDF of a pantheon of great startup blog posts and essays)

2009-08-25T07:55:00.001-07:00

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"I dream of a startup", download the pdf if you too say that.

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Top 5 Myths About Yahoo!

2009-08-25T07:47:00.001-07:00

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Twitter in Real Life

2009-08-25T07:16:00.001-07:00

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LOL...LOL :D

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How entrepreneurs get started

2009-08-25T00:54:00.001-07:00

via money.cnn.com

Hear it from the guys who built billion dollar enterprises from scratch! How entrepreneurs get started, nice!

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Purple Haze: 20 Inspirational Purple Websites | WebDesign.fm

2009-08-24T20:04:00.001-07:00

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Love the color Purple? These 20 websites may make you feel good ;o)

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Sultan Of Brunei Gets World's Most Expensive Haircut

2009-08-24T19:02:00.001-07:00

Daily Mail:

They are normally a snip at £30.

But the Sultan of Brunei is said to have paid £15,000 to get a London barber to trim his hair in what is believed to be the most expensive haircut ever.

He hired a private suite on a Singapore Airlines flight to carry Ken Modestou, who runs a barber's at the Dorchester hotel in Mayfair, the 7,000 miles to his home to attend to his hair.

Read the whole story: Daily Mail

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WiseStamp Email Signatures that work for you!

2009-08-21T08:24:00.001-07:00

via wisestamp.com

Always wanted something to help me add signatures to my Gmail. This seems good.

You can add email signatures not only to Gmail but also Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL etc. It's a Firefox extension and has a slew of features such as automatically pulling in RSS feeds to be displayed et al.

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Avatar Trailer Debuts on Apple’s Website

2009-08-21T08:23:00.001-07:00

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Looking forward to this movie.

I first thought this was the screen adaptation of the animated series 'Avatar' but this article says otherwise. Tell me you thought the same :P

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Twitter to roll out commercial accounts this year

2009-08-21T08:18:00.001-07:00

via digital.venturebeat.com

This would help twitter make money, but really, would it help them make the kind of money people expect them to!?

P.S. That's twitter co-founder @biz

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Twitter Blog: Location, Location, Location

2009-08-20T18:17:00.001-07:00

via blog.twitter.com

Supposedly twitter would soon be coming out with a location-aware API!

Once the API is released, twitter application developers can create apps that display tweets from people in your neighborhood, city or just about any place you wish :)

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Posterous Finally Has An iPhone App

2009-08-20T06:56:00.001-07:00

via techcrunch.com

iPhone users, go get it!

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See what any site looks like in IE6

2009-08-12T10:30:00.001-07:00

via thenextweb.com

This is why IE6 must die!

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Freedom

2009-08-12T10:20:00.001-07:00

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Nice pic na!?

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FriendFeed accepts Facebook friend request

2009-08-10T18:17:00.001-07:00

via blog.friendfeed.com

Whoa! FriendFeed acquired by FaceBook!

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TweetLater - twitter productivity tools

2009-08-09T03:34:00.001-07:00

via twi5.com

* Auto Follow twitter followers
* Send a welcome message to twitter followers
* Automatically send out a twitter update welcoming new followers
* Receive all @Replies through email
* RSS feed which you can display on your blog
* Add multiple twitter accounts
* Track keywords on twitter and get alerts

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GeoChirp - find, follow and know what’s happening near you

2009-08-07T20:38:00.001-07:00

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* Mashup of Twitter and Google Maps
* Find and Follow twitter users near you
* Find tweets in an area on the map
* Auto Refresh
* Subscribe to RSS feed of your search result

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O way O... on Twitpic

2009-08-07T20:03:00.001-07:00

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ahhaha... now what do I say!! FUNNY...!

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therockcookiebottom's Channel

2009-08-06T10:03:00.001-07:00

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He won the Bing jingle contest. The winning jingle was "Bing goes the internet"

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Zhuyo - Twitter Follower Box for your site and blog

2009-08-05T07:26:00.001-07:00

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* Display Twitter followers on your blog or site
* Allow site visitors to easily follow you
* Uses twitter oAuth for authentication
* Choose from a wide variety of themes
* Add your own custom theme
* Customize the widget with the various options available

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Selective Twitter - update FaceBook status from twitter

2009-08-05T07:11:00.001-07:00

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* Updates tweets ending with #fb
* Avoid confusing your Facebook friends
* Don’t swamp your profile with too many updates
* Leave certain updates on Facebook for longer

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Lion + Kangaroo = Liogaroo

2009-08-05T06:56:00.001-07:00

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Benefits of Marriage

2009-07-31T20:14:00.001-07:00

On their 45th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness and many great other qualities that you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."

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Are Americans really wrong?

2009-07-23T08:25:00.001-07:00

It was during World War II, and some soldiers were back in England, on a break from the fighting. They returned from France by boat to Dover and were on a train to London. The train was quite crowded, so a US Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by the French poodle of a very well dressed, middle-aged, Englishwoman.

The sweat stained war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'

She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!'

An English gentleman sitting nearby lowered his newspaper and looking over his reading glasses spoke very calmly 'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.'

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You can go to the bathroom whenever you want at Microsoft

2009-07-17T23:21:00.001-07:00

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Inspiring story!

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Faithful Dog!

2009-07-16T06:44:00.001-07:00

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RSS to PDF Newspaper

2009-07-13T19:26:00.001-07:00

Check out this website I found at fivefilters.org

Want to create a PDF of your blog? Try this site, it's great for converting RSS feeds to PDF!

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Unmarried girl

2009-07-06T11:15:00.001-07:00

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.

Scared……..She confides this "news" to her mother.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you?

I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

However, If there is a miscarriage or unsuccessful delivery , what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You can try again!"

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Men will never learn

2009-06-30T08:59:00.001-07:00

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, 'So, you're a man... That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!

There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.'
The man replied,' I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!

The woman continued, 'And look at this, here's another miracle... My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

She replies, 'Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

Men will never learn

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Microsoft fools Google!?

2009-06-23T06:52:00.001-07:00

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The love story of Ralph and Edna

2009-06-23T06:38:00.001-07:00

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

Today is Mental Health Day! You can do your bit by remembering to pass on the link to this post to an unstable friend......

Done my part!!!

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Guts Vs Balls

2009-06-18T06:59:00.001-07:00

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.

But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below :

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

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A Trip To The Land of Tulips - Keukenhof Gardens!

2009-06-14T08:46:00.001-07:00

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Police: iPhone Left In Hot Car For Three Hours

2009-06-09T07:14:00.001-07:00

via theonion.com

Hilarious...... must read... the last lines the BEST!

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DailyPerfect

2009-06-08T17:31:00.001-07:00

via dailyperfect.com

Liked the concept. You just need to enter your name and the site would search up the internet to understand your likes and dislikes and provide you with feed from various sites matching your likes!!

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Adsense is still RELEVANT!

2009-06-06T20:01:00.001-07:00

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Worlds Most Craziest and Dangerous Job

2009-06-03T09:52:00.001-07:00

via metacafe.com

I would never do that!

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Microsoft Bing TV Add

2009-06-03T09:40:00.001-07:00

via youtube.com

Looks like the proposed $100 million ad campaign from MicroSoft has started. I like this ad :)

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SEO Egghead Inc. Blog » Mattcuttsarama: 21 Great SEO Tips From Google’s Matt Cutts

2009-05-30T11:24:00.001-07:00

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Not getting enough search engine traffic? Want to know new SEO techniques and avoid common mistakes? Check this article now!

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The Ultimate RSS Toolbox - 120+ RSS Resources

2009-05-14T08:52:00.001-07:00

via mashable.com

I never knew there were so many feed readers! Find all types of feed readers for all platforms here.

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FileSocial

2009-05-10T08:13:00.001-07:00

twi5 Profile

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Our newest job applicant: WOLVERINE - marklee's posterous

2009-05-03T04:06:00.001-07:00

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Whats the best job for Wolverine? :D

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Theatrical Trailer #2

2009-05-01T22:36:00.001-07:00

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FoxTab :: Firefox Add-ons

2009-05-01T22:33:00.001-07:00

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The loveliest FireFox addon which helps you easily browse your FireFox tabs.

Description:

FoxTab is a 3D tabbed browsing extension. With 5 attractive layouts to choose from, fliiping between opened tabs becomes easy and enjoyable than ever.

Use the grouping and filtering features, and start experiencing tabbed-browsing in a whole new way.

A must have!

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Dan Brown: A success story even more implausible than his plots - Telegraph

2009-04-27T08:28:00.001-07:00

via telegraph.co.uk

A sequel to "The Da Vinci Code" is coming soon! It's titled "The Lost Symbol".

This is one of the few books I've ever read. I'm pretty sure it's gonna be worth a read :-)

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Chalk Drawing Depicts Epic Browser War (With A Touch of Conan) - Firefox

2009-04-26T08:10:00.001-07:00

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Go FireFox :D

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Makes me smile

2009-04-25T22:04:00.001-07:00

See and download the full gallery on posterous

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Tweetdeck fans would love this!

2009-04-12T08:50:00.001-07:00

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Funny Ad!

2009-03-08T08:57:00.001-07:00

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The four Sad laws of projects

2009-03-08T06:14:00.001-07:00

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Awesome concept cars at the 2009 Geneva Motor Show

2009-03-03T17:40:00.001-08:00

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The Motor Show held at Geneva recently had a bunch of cool concept cars at display. You can check out the top 11 cars at the show here.

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Everything's amazing, nobody's happy

2009-02-25T09:29:00.001-08:00

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9 Must-Try Adobe AIR Apps for Better Productivity

2009-02-23T09:54:00.001-08:00

via mashable.com

I'm a fan of Adobe AIR and if you happen to have Adobe AIR installed then you too might like these 9 apps listed here.

Have fun!!

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cathat

2009-02-21T22:38:00.001-08:00

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Loved this poem.

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Will he win the best comeback line?

2009-02-21T21:55:00.001-08:00

via rockinghamremembered.com

Read this courtroom conversation and decide for yourself if this officer is fit to win the best comeback line - Conversation here.

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The Birth of a Super Villian

2009-02-17T06:52:00.001-08:00

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Just couldn't stop myself from sharing this pic with all of you! Hilarious!!

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Valentines Card

2009-02-15T02:20:00.001-08:00

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Now isn't that a cute valentines card ;o)

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Calvin and Hobbes - financial crisis

2009-02-13T16:28:00.001-08:00

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lolzz... this is a funny take on the current state of the economy!

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New wrap for the MacBook

2009-02-13T16:27:00.001-08:00

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Cool wrap for the MacBook isn't it!!

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Bankless or jobless - Comics of the day OR sad plain true!

2009-02-13T16:26:00.001-08:00

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Which one do you prefer to be :D

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@noelleee gets her Alltop company car - Holy Kaw! (as in "Holy Cow!")

2009-02-13T16:22:00.001-08:00

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Holy Kaw! You get this car if you happen to work for AllTop!!! Damn!

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The Human Calendar

2009-02-06T21:18:00.001-08:00

What day is it?

This is a nice gadget for your blogs.

Embed it anywhere you like and you should have a cool human calendar that you can show off.

The site provides code for various types of blogs, so you should be able to get the one that suites you.

Click here to get the Human Calendar Code for your blog.

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Posterous Favorites - Why?

2009-02-06T20:11:00.001-08:00

The Favorite This feature of posterous is one of the best features a blog can have. Why do I say this?

There are millions of blogs on the Internet. It's getting crowded by the day. Besides, I have subscribed to thousands of posterous blogs myself! Do you really think me or anyone else who has subscribed to thousands of blogs can go through each of them?

I don't think so. But I still make it a point to not miss the best posts among these. How do I do this?

I randomly go to a few of the posterous blogs I have subscribed to, read the posts there and then head on to check out the favorite posts of that author. Trust me, 8 out of 10 times I find the best posts on posterous by checking out the favorites of fellow posterous users.

The favorites feature is one of the most convenient ways to allow all your subscribers a peek into what posts you like the most.

My suggestion - favourite all those posts that you think would be loved by your subscribers. Do not think of favorites as a way to bookmark for future reading. Think of it as a way to share what you like with those you care about. Besides, this is your way of thanking the author of that post for posting something good on posterous :-)

Now for all those who read this boring post and have reached this line, leave a link in the comments section to one of your favorite posts on your own posterous blog and I will Fav it and if possible Digg, Stumble and tweet it too ;o)

I like it when my friends blogs get traffic.

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Official Gmail Blog: Last chance for Gmail stickers

2009-02-06T18:51:00.001-08:00

via gmailblog.blogspot.com

For some time now, Gmail has been sending out cool Gmail stickers to all those have been sending in self addressed envelopes.

They would soon stop this (I guess 14th of February is the last day)

So, if you haven't yet got your Gmail sticker, do so right away!

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The 13 Worst Possible Ad Placements | Cracked.com

2009-02-06T06:35:00.001-08:00

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See the 13 worst possible ad placements - http://is.gd/ivCZ

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Posterous Bookmarklet

2009-02-05T09:39:00.001-08:00

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Posterous has introduced a Bookmarklet to help us all blog better and blog more :-)

One of the best Bookmarklets I've come across for bloggers!

Give it a try today.

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Positive approach

2009-02-05T08:14:00.001-08:00

An inspiring mail!

As I was passing the elephants, I suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg.

No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from their bonds but for some reason, they did not.

I saw a trainer near by and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.

"Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away.

They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free."

I was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were.

Like the elephants, *how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief

that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before?*

"Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams"

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Found online at a discussion board

2009-01-30T18:28:00.001-08:00

Can somebody help or suggest ?
by Virtual Insider on Jan 28, 2009 07:52 PM

I have Rs.500 to invest in Business. Can anyone tell me how many shares I can buy ? Now I want to increase this money and make a living...Please let me know...

Re: Can somebody help or suggest ?
by Jay on Jan 28, 2009 09:22 PM

buy a steel bowl and some old clothes with these 500 bucks , then sit on a traffic signal or a railway station and beg...you'll definitely earn better than u can in shares.

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Difference between Obama and Bush - Babies Know

2009-01-27T06:13:00.001-08:00

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Understanding Engineers

2009-01-22T06:56:00.001-08:00

Take 1:

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She took one look at me, threw the bike to the ground, took off all
her clothes and said to me, 'Take what you want' , so I did."

The second engineer nodded approvingly.

"Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Take 2

To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Take 3

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.

Take 4

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the
possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical
engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system
has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last one said, "Actually it must have been a civil engineer. Who
else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Take 5

Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Take 6

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said
he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an
enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his
mistress, because the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer
said, "I like both."

"Both?"

Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each
assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to
the lab and get some work done."

Take 7

An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He
bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The
engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it
to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the
engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his
pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look,
I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girl friend, but a talking
frog, now that's cool."

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Who's the biggest lier?

2009-01-18T07:41:00.001-08:00

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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The mystery of the incorrect answer

2009-01-17T06:31:00.001-08:00

Young Jack applied for an engineering job.

A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one question.

The manager went up to Jack and said "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the local man the job."

Jack said "Why You gonna be doing that sir, we both got 9 questions right?"

The manager said, "We made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one you missed."

Jack asked "And just how the heck would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"

The manager replied, "Simple, the local man put down on question #3, 'I don't know', you put down, 'neither do I' ".

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When Bill Gates chooses between Heaven and Hell

2009-01-09T06:28:00.001-08:00

"Well, Bill" said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows.

I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between the two?"

God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"

"Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"

Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.

The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!

Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"

To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went.

Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing.

It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell.

Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.

"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."

"As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.

"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair.

"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

"Oh, THAT!" said God.
"That was the screen saver!"

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Don't copy if you can't paste

2009-01-06T07:44:00.001-08:00

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience He said "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added "And that woman was my mother" Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top IT manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife". The wife went wild with shock and rage.

Standing there for 30 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out ".... and I can't remember who she was!"

Moral of the story:

Don't copy if you can't paste!

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Clever Juan

2008-12-28T08:53:00.001-08:00

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.
He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says,"What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answers Juan.
The guard says,"We'll just see about that. Get off the bike."
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed,only to discover that there is nothing in the bags. The guard releases Juan,puts the sand into new bags,hefts them onto the man's shoulders,and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens.The guard asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says Juan.The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan,who crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events is repeated every week for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a cantina in Mexico. "Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about. I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

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